Today I found out where the Queen Elizabeth Medical Complex was, it's a 30 minute walk from Marianopolis. Let me explain the reason for this trip in the form of a crazy conspiracy theory.
: Joshua G. Hoffer purchases an iPod
: Joshua G. Hoffer slams into a wall in gym class, injuring his left forearm (requiring x-rays)
ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION: Apple Computers (makers of the iPod) are attempting to punish Joshua G. Hoffer for his years of Apple bashing.